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by J.C. Hutchins

If you're here thanks to a recent story in FANGORIA about my upcoming horror thriller novel Personal Effects: Dark Art, welcome! Dark Art represents an ambitious shift in storytelling: It combines the experience of a traditional novel with an Alternate Reality Game.

If you'd like to learn more about the book, visit my Personal Effects: Dark Art page. There, you'll snag a bit of info about the novel, and read reviews from horror novelists, screenwriters and directors, including...

Gore Verbinski, director of The Ring and the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy “So compelling is the journey, … readers may scarcely recognize their own transformation from passive to active, as they pick up where the text subsides and become the protagonist.”

Daniel Myrick, co-writer/director of The Blair Witch Project “[Personal Effects: Dark Art] will linger in your thoughts, challenge your sense of self, and transform every benign shadow into something to fear.”

Patrick Lussier, director of My Bloody Valentine 3D “Don’t worry about the lap bar.  It won’t save you from screaming on this ride.”

...and more. We've got lots of pre-release content to roll out in the weeks ahead, so keep your eye on the blog. In the meantime learn more about the book, feel free to drop me a line with questions, and if you're up for a descent into bloody madness, pre-order Personal Effects: Dark Art!

--J.C.

Fan Of The Day #11: Cian by J.C. Hutchins

When it comes to showing muchly love for international 7th Son/Personal Effects fans, we're three for three this week! Meet  Fan Of The Day Cian, a brilliant podcaster from Ireland.

Cian Mac Mahon

Your location: Dublin, Ireland

Website, Twitter, etc.: http://www.StartingWoW.com

Your hobbies or interests: Podcasting, gaming, lots of reading...

7th Son fans rock because: They are all so happy and helpful! Also, they helped JC into two book deals. One of them without KNOWING! How awesome is THAT?

What else would you like The Beta Clone Army to know about you? I also reside on twitter @cianmm, was a writer with MINE (J.C.'s short-lived pop culture blog) while it rocked the webernet, listen to Celldweller (thanks to J.C.) and am f5ing Amazon for a release date for 7th Son: Descent.

Cian, you rock. You've been a champion for the 7th Son cause from the beginning. Thanks for strutting your fandom here, and for all the evangelism!

Will YOU be the next Fan Of The Day? Get all the deets at the Fan Of The Day page ... or fill out the form below!

--J.C.

Fan Of The Day #10: Dwight by J.C. Hutchins

Choo-choo! The Fan Of The Day train keeps on a-chuggin' -- and today, we head to Canada to meet Dwight! Dwight is a podcaster himself, and a longtime 7th Son fan. Check out his podcast, "Much to Do About Nothing," via the link below!

Dwight from Ottawa, aka "Dedog"

Your location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Website, Twitter, etc.: http://www.mtdan.ca

Your hobbies or interests: Podcasting, driving, photography, cooking

7th Son fans rock because: Who else takes pride in being a clone? :)

What else would you like The Beta Clone Army to know about you? I've been a big fan of J.C.'s since the beginning -- and if I ever get a chance to meet him, I'll be buying him a beer or two!

Thanks, Dwight! Of course, when I make it up to your neck of the woods, the first round is on me. Thanks for evangelizing the cause from the very beginning!

Will YOU be the next Fan Of The Day? Get all the deets at the Fan Of The Day page ... or fill out the form below!

--J.C.

Fan Of The Day #9: Philine by J.C. Hutchins

It's another manic Monday ... and that's GOOD news for JCHutchins.net peeps! Fan Of The Day is back in action! We start this week with our first non-U.S. Fan Of The Day. Meet Philine, an Austrian superfan -- and Beta Clone #243!

Philine

Your location: Vienna, Austria

Website, Twitter, etc.: http://www.twitter.com/mithwen

Your hobbies or interests: Listening to podcasts (duh!), horse riding, TV & movies, reading, religions, history, other geeky stuff.

7th Son fans rock because: Because no other fanbase gets their author to turn the whole thing around and make it all about THEM!

Philine, you're amazing. Thanks for taking your 7th Son/Personal Effects fandom to those beautiful Austrian streets. And OF COURSE it's all about you and other superfans. You're doing all the heavy lifting! :)

Will YOU be the next Fan Of The Day? Get all the deets at the Fan Of The Day page ... or fill out the form below!

--J.C.

Fan Of The Day #8: Twowire by J.C. Hutchins

JCHutchins.net readers, meet the Twowire, today's Fan Of The Day. This handsome devil hails from Oklahoma (I hear the land he belong to is grannnnnd), is an avid Twitterer and horror fan! Befriend this dude post-haste!

Twowire

Your location: Owasso, OK, USA

Website, Twitter, etc.: http://twitter.com/Twowire

Your hobbies or interests: Travel, podcast novels, horror flicks such as My Bloody Valentine 3D (rocked!). But foremost, my wife and kids!

7th Son fans rock because: Because anyone who enjoys a novel trilogy that's intelligent, well written, full of intrigue, suspense (and even has the occasional laugh) such as the 7th Son trilogy, written by that genius J.C. Hutchins, has to rock! [ Note from JC: Twowire, the check's in the mail. :) ]

What else would you like The Beta Clone Army to know about you? Man, I am Beta Clone #219 and loving every minute of it!

Twowire, thanks for the awesome Fan Of The Day entry. I can't thank you enough for the awesome support and kind words!

Will YOU be the next Fan Of The Day? Get all the deets at the Fan Of The Day page ... or fill out the form below!

--J.C.

Fan Of The Day #7: J by J.C. Hutchins

Our JCHutchins.net Fan Of The Day is J Parsons ... and the man is a frickin' force of nature -- and a force for good! Not only is he an athlete and avid podcast listener, he's also making a difference with his charity fundraisers. I'm honored to know he's a 7th Son/Personal Effects superfan!

J Parsons

Your location: Portland, OR, USA

Website, Twitter, etc.: http://trivialmattersblog.com

Your hobbies or interests: Triathlons, fundraising, school, listening to podcasts

7th Son fans rock because: They're not afraid to display their fandom... they're ready to meet any challenge, anywhere, any time... they know a good thing when they hear it.

What else would you like The Beta Clone Army to know about you? I will be raffling off iPods and Eee netbooks (and some other stuff) for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society starting in February. More info on my blog.

J, you are MADE OF AWESOME. With the good you do in this world, you are more than deserving of Fan Of The Day status. And kind readers, be sure to check out J's TrivialMattersBlog.com to help out with the cause, and maybe win an awesome Eee netbook or iPod!

Will YOU be the next Fan Of The Day? Get all the deets at the Fan Of The Day page ... or fill out the form below!

--J.C.

Fan Of The Day #6: Jessica by J.C. Hutchins

Meet crafty Jessica, aka Beta Clone #261, today's Fan Of The Day! She's not only a 7th Son/Personal Effects fan -- she's an ultracreative in her own right! Check out her endeavors ... and be sure to friend her on Twitter!

Jessica Pearson

Your location: Arlington, TX, USA

Website, Twitter, etc.: http://www.twitter.com/syntheticjesso

Your hobbies or interests: Knitting, reading, writing, playing video games, pretending I'm a good photographer

7th Son fans rock because: We showed the publishers that 7th Son is awesome enough to be published.

What else would you like The Beta Clone Army to know about you? I designed and knitted the hat in this picture.

Heee! Scott Sigler fans will note that Jessica's awesome hat -- we call such hats "toboggans" where I hail from :) -- is a knitted rendition of Infected's cover. How supercool! She's an infected clone!

Thanks so much for your fandom and support, Jessica! You rock!

Will YOU be the next Fan Of The Day? Get all the deets at the Fan Of The Day page ... or fill out the form below!

--J.C.

Fan Of The Day #5: Another Michael! by J.C. Hutchins

Yesterday's Fan Of The Day was named Michael ... and today's is, too! They're not clones -- though they both share a love for 7th Son. Let's meet today's Michael, and see what creative endeavor he's up to!

Michael Rigg

Your location: Chicago, IL, USA

Website, Twitter, etc.: http://www.michaelrigg.com

Your hobbies or interests: Writing, guitar, film, videogames

7th Son fans rock because: Like the author-general they follow, the exude heart and energy. 7th Son fans know a great thing when the see it and they aren't afraid to say so. ROCK ON, BETAS!!!!

What else would you like The Beta Clone Army to know about you? I am a writer-idiot. I publish first drafts of my novels online. THE WORLD IS MY BETA READER. :) I also like Bjork AND Shania Twain. How does that happen? Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops.

Sweetness! Anyone who digs Bjork AND Shania is cool in my book -- I'm a fan of both of those musicians, as well! Be sure to check out Michael's work at his website. Thanks for being a superfan, buddy!

Will YOU be the next Fan Of The Day? Get all the deets at the Fan Of The Day page ... or fill out the form below!

--J.C.

Fan Of The Day #4: Michael by J.C. Hutchins

It's a new weekday, and that means a new Fan Of The Day! Permit me to introduce Michael, a proud Beta Clone shirt-wearin' 7th Son fan! Too cool for school!

Michael Gydian Hoff

Your location: Nyack, NY, USA

Website, Twitter, etc.: http://twitter.com/Gydian0

Your hobbies or interests: I am a podcast addict (60 subscriptions and climbing)!!

7th Son fans rock because: They are the most intense fans out there. Yes, I just said it -- so suck it up, Sigler! :) We also have a great reason to be fans!

What else would you like The Beta Clone Army to know about you? I am a nerd, and proud of it. D&D is teh awesome.

As a fellow nerd, I heartily thank Michael for letting his geek flag fly for all to see! Thanks for the support -- and wear that Beta Clone shirt with pride! You go, #200!

Will YOU be the next Fan Of The Day? Get all the deets at the Fan Of The Day page ... or fill out the form below!

--J.C.

Welcome, TIME.com readers! by J.C. Hutchins

If you're here thanks to the recent TIME.com "Podcasting Your Novel: Publishing's Next Wave?" article, welcome! Thanks for embracing your curiosity, firing up Google, and visiting. As reporter Hector Florin's excellent story said, I've spent the past three years promoting my fiction in an unconventional way. I record audio versions of my novels, and release them in free, serialized podcast form. It's a democratic, do-it-yourself way to publish fiction -- and the results are enjoyed by tens of thousands of listeners around the world.

My thriller novel trilogy 7th Son gained acclaim during its 2006-2007 release, and legions of 7th Son fans listened to the series and spread the word to friends and family. At present, episodes of the 7th Son trilogy have been downloaded more than 3.5 million times; more than 40,000 listeners have engaged with the story. The trilogy features human cloning, government conspiracies and a psychopathic villain armed with weapons that could destroy the planet. Find a synopsis here.

Thanks to listener support and evangelism, the series' first novel, Descent, will be published this fall by St. Martin's Press. My supernatural thriller, Personal Effects: Dark Art -- which I was hired to write as a direct result of 7th Son's online success -- will be released in June. Learn more about 7th Son's print release here; check out details about Personal Effects: Dark Art here.

If you're interested in listening to the free 7th Son podcast novel trilogy, visit its website, 7thSonNovel.com. And if you're new to podcasting, don't worry: there's an easy-to-understand "101" page that explains what podcasting is, and how to -- in just a few mouse-clicks -- download the entire 7th Son trilogy.

I hope you check out 7th Son, and become a fan (we call ourselves "The Beta Clone Army" -- it's a 7th Son thing, you'll soon understand). And equally important, I hope you check out the works of other novelists mentioned in the story: Scott Sigler and Mur Lafferty ... and please visit Podiobooks.com, the site for exploring more excellent podcast fiction.

Thanks again for visiting -- and please contact me if you have any questions!

Best wishes,

--J.C.

Spontaneous Human Promotion by J.C. Hutchins

A quick post to get this down while it's still buzzing in my brain... I've been called a savvy storyteller and marketer. I'm neither the best storyteller or marketer out there, but I know I've done some spiffy things with words and community. I take credit when I think I deserve it (which is less often than you might think), and funnel credit to those who deserve it (namely you, and others like you, who've championed my work).

I don't have an English or Creative Writing degree, or a marketing degree. Hell, I'm degree-less all around; I dropped out of college because I was hungry to get on with my life. I make due with what I have, take lots of notes on what others are doing, and do my best to deliver new and genuine experiences.

I believe that you if have a good product, you are ethically bound to evangelize it.

So what's the secret sauce in marketing that product online? It's not the predictable Social Media buzzmemes you hear these days: "conversation," "community," "influence," "thought leadership," etc. It's something that's far primal than that -- something that creates conversations, communities and what-not long after the fact.

I call it spontaneous human promotion.

When you've got a day job, bills to pay and mouths to feed, you're probably not a full-time player in the online space. How can you be? You gotta eat, right? You must be very talented and blessed indeed to make a living wage from your online creative endeavors.

(And if you are one of those people, take a moment right now to thank the stars above for your livelihood. Never take for granted the honor and influence you've earned.)

For the rest of us, it's a passion project. And passion is the word to remember, friends. Passion makes us do unconventional, inspired things. We get untamed when we're passionate. Being untamed is what spontaneous human promotion is all about.

When you've got nothing to lose, you have everything to gain. When you don't have the cash to blitz radio, TV and big blogs with advertising, you get creative with your resources. When you're jonesing to make your voice heard, you look for new places to shout -- and you use a different kind of megaphone to cut through the noise.

Desperation fuels innovation, fearlessness breeds chutzpah. The words "the worst they can say is no" becomes a mantra. You look at your surroundings, take the best of what works, and quest for an even better, and more resonant, way to present your work.

Spontaneous human promotion means you embrace the creative, wily side of yourself -- the side that's either too ignorant of the way things are done, or is informed about the status quo and doesn't give a damn and wants to do something different anyway. It means your best friend is your intuition: you think not in terms of ROI, but in the delightfully adolescent world-view of "wouldn't it be cool if...?" and "holy shit, I can't sleep until I make X happen...".

You do the math, real quick-like, and if the idea won't let you go emotionally -- and it feels authentic, grass-roots True -- you run with it. You have to. It's like a copper wire in your veins, buzzing with electricity. Screw ROI, screw metrics, screw SEO, screw the zillionth droning "10 Great Ways To Drive Traffic To Your Blog" advice post, screw common sense. You're on the fucking Internet, man. Ideas are cheap, execution is cheaper, the rules aren't written. You're boss, boss. Write the rulebook yourself.

I've tried a dozen-dozen marketing ideas for my online fiction. I've promoted my work -- and the works of others -- in so many ways, I've lost track. Nearly all of them were successes: they fired up my awesome audience, they got people talking, they snagged some blog/mainstream media coverage, they helped spread the word about what I do.

I credit the successes, as always, to my peeps. You, and folks like you.

But none of those promotions (the first, and still most significant, is releasing my fiction in podcast form) would have ever happened if I hadn't had a flash of something -- I won't even call it inspiration, because the ideas are never that well-formed in my noggin' when they blitz me -- and said, "wouldn't it be cool if...". It's that spontaneity, that willingness to embrace the fearless side of yourself, the side that's got nothing to lose and that's sooo fucking hungry to win, that makes you willing to play, to do the math real quick-like, and see if it's worth pursuing.

Spontaneous human promotion hails from the heart (not the brain), focuses on authentic, resonant experiences ... and shares your story with others.

If your idea has enough heart, and is truly resonant, and effectively shares your story, then those "others" will share it with their others. And so on.

Spontaneous human promotion demands you to embrace your bliss, and share it with the world. Can you do that?

Sure you can.

Don't be predictable. Don't be a copycat. Keenly observe what's happening in the space in which you're aiming to play (be it blogging, podcasting, music, filmmaking, publishing ... whatever) and noodle on what resonates. Make that your foundation, not your road map.

Innovate from there. Be as wily and genuine as you can. Be spontaneous.

--J.C.

Fan Of The Day #3: Christopher by J.C. Hutchins

Our Fan Of The Day celebration continues! Meet Christopher, a 7th Son fan who's helping kids, writing books, and is a podcaster himself! Take a gander at the coolness he's creating!

Christopher Bugaj

Your location: Harpers Ferry, WV, USA

Website, Twitter, etc.: http://attipscast.wordpress.com, A.T.TIPPERS group on Facebook

Your hobbies or interests: Assistive technology, educational technology, podcasting, children's literature, educational video production

7th Son fans rock because: They are fantastic at welcoming latecomers into the fold. I heard about 7th Son after all three were finished while J.C. was finishing the Obsidian project. I've been lurking for a long time and this initiative made me crawl out of the woodwork. Furthermore, the amazing amount of fan participation during the Obsidian project was truly inspiring. I wish I heard about it sooner so I could have participated!

What else would you like The Beta Clone Army to know about you? 1. Host of the A.T.TIPSCAST (Assistive Technology: Tools In Public Schools) a podcast about using commonly available tools to assist students who are struggling in school. Each episode ranges from 4-15 minutes. I try to present each tip in an interesting way to emphasize the point that educational content doesn't have to be boring content. If you know a student who is struggling in school I urge you to try on the A.T.TIPSCAST and see if it fits (available on iTunes).

2. Co-author of a soon-to-be published book on how to create an assistive technology team in public schools. The manuscript has already been peer-reviewed and the reviews have been extremely positive. There is one small section in the book inspired by the 7th Son series that centers around needing to clone yourself when attending educational conferences in order to get all of the content. I was in the middle of Book Three as we were writing the manuscript.

3. Married to the host of Night Light Stories, a podcast featuring free, original stories for children. If you have kids, we invite you to check it out (also available on iTunes).

Thanks a million for the support, Christopher! I hope other Beta Clone Army members check out your cool content!

Will YOU be the next Fan Of The Day? Get all the deets at the Fan Of The Day page ... or fill out the form below!

--J.C.

Fan Of The Day #1: Ozzy by J.C. Hutchins

Meet Ozzy, our first Fan Of The Day -- and I couldn't have picked a better Beta Clone Army infantryman to get the ball rolling! Thanks for kicking off our new site feature, Ozzy!

Your name or handle: Ozzy

Your location: Morgantown, WV, USA

Website, Twitter, etc.: http://twitter.com/ozzy

Your hobbies or interests: Hockey, podcast novels, My Family...

7th Son fans rock because: Is there any possible reason why 7th Son fans DON'T rock?

Pure awesomeness, if you ask me! Thanks for supporting the cause, Ozzy!

Will YOU be the next Fan Of The Day? Get all the deets at the Fan Of The Day page ... or fill out the form below!

--J.C.

More Year Of The Fan goodness: FAN OF THE DAY by J.C. Hutchins

2009 isn't just any year -- it's your year, The Year Of The Fan. For the past three years, you've supported my and my fiction ... and in the process, your awesome enthusiasm and evangelism helped him score two book deals with St. Martin's Press! As a super-sized "thank you" for your years of support, I'm making you the star here at JCHutchins.net. Welcome to FAN OF THE DAY! Each weekday, I'll post up to three profiles of 7th Son/Personal Effects fans here at the site. All I need is ... you!

To enlist yourself as a candidate for FAN OF THE DAY, simply fill out the email on the official FAN OF THE DAY page!

Thanks again for everything you do. I hope to see your FAN OF THE DAY submission ... and I can't wait to proudly proclaim my gratitude to YOU!

--J.C.

Fan Of The Day #2: Debbie by J.C. Hutchins

Meet Debbie, our second Fan Of The Day! I've met Debbie -- she's brilliant, sassy, and has a switchblade wit. Helluva gal. If you know Debbie, be sure to give her an appreciative shout in the comments!

Your name or handle: Debbie

Your location: Mesa, Arizona, USA

Website, Twitter, etc.: http://twitter.com/spellwight

Your hobbies or interests: Twitter! Podiobooks! Podcasting!

7th Son fans rock because: J.C. is a much more benevolent leader than that Sigler dude. It's no wonder his Army is a more effective community than those Bloodpeople. ;)

What else would you like The Beta Clone Army to know about you?  What else is there to know?

You go, Debbie! Thanks so much for all the years of support!

Will YOU be the next Fan Of The Day? Get all the deets at the Fan Of The Day page ... or fill out the form below!

--J.C.

7th Son: Descent "Print Edition" cover by J.C. Hutchins

2009: The Year Of The Fan continues with another token of appreciation for you amazing, supportive readers. With muchly thanks to the brilliant folks at St. Martin's Press -- including my editor Michael Homler, publisher Matthew Shear and especially designer Phil Pascuzzo and executive art director Michael Storrings -- I'm proud to present the "print edition" cover for 7th Son: Descent.

The trade paperback original will be released this fall (no street date yet, but you'll be the first to know once I do), and St. Martin's has approved my ambitious online promotion celebrating the book's debut. More on that in a moment. Let's get to the good stuff already.

According to editor Michael Homler, the cover will likely feature "metallic inks," making the novel pop like a road flare on the bookshelves. This thing looks like it was brought back from the future, it's so slick.

Homler told me: "Our sales force and our publisher really loves this one. I love it too, and think with the (ink) effects, it’s going to be even more stunning. We strive to have things that don’t look like everything else that's out there."

The creative team of Pascuzzo and Storrings did just that, and knocked it out of the park. I believe this dynamic, ultra-modern cover will evoke killer curiosity with shoppers, and encourage them to pick it up, turn it over, read the back cover....

...and as you fans know, once they do that, it's all over but the shoutin'. :)

The front cover will also likely feature a blurb from New York Times bestselling novelist Scott Sigler: "(Hutchins's) high-tech nightmares leap off the page and lodge in your brain like a literary headshot. Brilliant."

The support St. Martin's is showing for 7th Son: Descent is nothing short of stunning. This design -- and other marketing initiatives the company will release in the mainstream marketplace -- show an absolute commitment to the book's success. I'm thrilled and humbled by St. Martin's support, and can't wait to share news of those initiatives in the months ahead.

Of course, I am absolutely committed to Descent's success, and -- equally important -- to entertaining you during this year ... YOUR year ... The Year Of The Fan. Last week, St. Martin's approved my online promotion plan to celebrate Descent's release, which includes:

  • A "book trailer" the likes of which has never been seen in publishing
  • Easy-to-distribute promo e-cards, posters and web widgets, so you can help build the Beta Clone Army
  • An innovative seven-part prequel story serialized across seven different blogs
  • A "digital EP" of folk-rock music sung and performed by 7th Son character John Smith (Yes, you'll hear the John Smith perform)
  • A seven-story prequel anthology called 7 Days, which documents the week leading up the Beta clones' abduction seen in Descent (Each episode focuses on an individual clone)
  • A new "Print Edition" audio version of 7th Son: Descent, distributed as a free podcast novel
  • Exclusive prizes for superfans who pre-order Descent
  • And more...

...and it's all for you, my friends. And it'll all be free. Consider this a heartfelt thank you for your relentless support and cheers during the past three years -- and for your support this fall, as Descent hits bookstores everywhere. Thank you.

Before I go, I want to share another image -- this one, of an "advance reader's copy" of my supernatural thriller that will be released on June 9, Personal Effects: Dark Art. I received this in the mail today:

That photo, right there, is proof that what you do as fans makes an impact. That's my book. I wrote that. And now, it's no longer words on a screen -- it's a tangible thing, a real thing, and you made that happen. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

It's going to be an awesome 2009. Will you join me for the ride?

--J.C.

I KILLED TOM ATKINS -- Review: "My Bloody Valentine 3D" by J.C. Hutchins

If you've got a dark spot in your heart where an unapologetic love for slasher flicks, blood-spurting gore, dismemberment, and innovative filmmaking resides, I've got six words for ya: Go. See. My Bloody Valentine 3D.

I'm no film critic, and I'm not going to pretend to have an unbiased perspective about Valentine 3D, the new LionsGate horror flick. I'm buddies with Valentine 3D's director Patrick Lussier, and even had a smidgen of input on the script. The end result? I killed Tom Atkins. More on that in a moment.

Back to Valentine 3D. The movie is equal parts cutting-edge modern horror flick, and homage to the great classic slasher pictures of the late '70s and early '80s -- the original 1981 My Bloody Valentine being one of them. The grisly tale takes place in Harmony, Penn., a mining town that's running on fumes ... and haunted by a mineshaft massacre ten years ago.

Back then, young Tom Hanniger (played by the my-goodness-could-the-guy-be-any-studlier Jensen Ackles, best known for Supernatural) made a grave mistake while overseeing his father's mine. A tunnel collapsed, trapping several miners. Only one emerged alive days later: Harry Warden. He slayed all of his colleagues after the accident, to preserve his air supply.

Warden goes on another killing spree on Valentine's Day, and is killed by Sheriff Burke (played by the mighty Tom Atkins; geeks will remember him from The Fog and Escape From New York, as well as Maniac Cop). Warden is gone for good.

Or is he?

Cut to ten years later, as Hanniger returns to Harmony after a mysterious disappearance. He's here to sell his father's mining company, but his sudden appearance disrupts the quiet lives of the friends (and former lover) he left behind. Worse still, it looks like psychopath Harry Warden is also back in town ... and he's got a pickaxe to grind with damned-near everyone.

Bring on the gore, baby!

The movie is unapologetically violent, knows exactly what it is -- and what its audience expects -- and delivers. This ain't no PG-13 horror flick (PG-13 is for pussies, demographic sweet spots be damned), and it ain't no presposterous "torture porn" snuff-film wannabe, ala Saw, either.

This is a man in a creepy-as-hell miner's suit (complete with spooky rebreather) with a pickaxe. And he's bringing a world of hurt to sleepy little Harmony.

I want to comment on four noteworthy things before I talk about my role in killing Tom Atkins: Gore, story, 3D and editing.

GORE: Valentine 3D's got it. There's gobs-o-gallons of blood gushing in this flick -- poor Jensen Ackles gets a faceful in the first 10 minutes -- and the death scenes are memorable and inventive. Villain Harry Warden is towering and iconic (definitely a 21st century "Jason" if you're into that sort of thing) and jeepers, the things he does with that pickaxe. I'm kinda scarred for life on the whole pickaxe thing now.

STORY: There's more than just blood pumping in this picture. The movie is smarter than its peers, and there are some delightful sparkles of dialogue and dark humor here. It's a lean and mean movie -- we don't waste much time deep sea diving into backstories of archetypal characters we already know so well -- and I partculalry enjoyed the Scream-esque "Who's the killer?" subplot. The ending is taut and well-conceived ... and be sure to stick around after the end credits. Not all may be what it seems.

3D, PART ONE: 3D's come a long way, baby. The 3D experience is rock-solid in Valentine 3D, and its filmmakers took great care to frame and shoot even the most pedestrian scenes (exposition, procedural stuff, etc.) with the technology in mind. There's always something "popping" on the screen, which Lussier and Co. deftly use for emotional and narrative impact.

3D, PART TWO: And while I admire Lussier's use of 3D in the obligitory "everyday" shots in Valentine 3D, he and cinematographer Brian Pearson get a standing ovation for its use in action and horror scenes. The pickaxe, blood and body parts fly. I physically reacted more than once -- "Oh shit!" *dodge* -- and cringed as the murderous mayhem soared my way.

EDITING: Lussier's direction is great stuff, and the actors are clearly having fun in Valentine 3D -- these are talented young people who came packing their A-games. But it's the film's editing that truly shines. Lussier, who has been Wes Craven's editor for the past 15 years, co-edited Valentine 3D, and his bloody fingerprints are all over it. The man is a master at both the "Boo!" scare, and the more terrifying slow burn tension scenes. Special props go out to composer Michael Wandmacher for a truly compelling score.

MY INVOLVEMENT: Okay, so now that I've gushed about the picture, what did I contribute to Valentine 3D? Months before principal photography, 7th Son fan Lussier asked me to take a peek at the script, and offer feedback. I did, pointing out some character stuff, digging the action and ending, and suggesting that there be more variation in the death scenes. I even pitched one.

Lussier kindly obliged ... and Tom Atkins took it in the jaw on my account. Go see the movie, and watch the angonizing horror that Lussier and Hutchins wrought upon the poor man. I gave a hoot during its blood-spattered punchline.

UPDATE: Check out what Atkins himself said when he read the death scene in the script: "I'm in for that! I want to do that!"

Also look for the name "HUTCHINS" on-screen during an interrogation scene between Harrigan (Ackle) and young Sheriff Palmer (smartly played by Kerr Smith). I also snag a "special thanks" mention in the end credits. That, friends, made my decade.

So whaddya waiting for? Don your miner's helmet, grab a pickaxe for protection, and check out My Bloody Valentine 3D!

--J.C.

"Mobile FEAR Lab" Experience: A Silver Case Update by J.C. Hutchins

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During a trek to New York City on the dime of the Armacham Technology Corporation, I participated in the Mobile FEAR Lab experiment. It was a tremendously cool experience ... and you're riding shotgun.

Watch Armacham employees deftly deflect my attempts at learning more about their company -- and watch me play the awesome upcoming FPS, FEAR 2.

I also drop the f-bomb. With good reason. You've been warned. :)

Big big thanks to C.C. Chapman, who filmed much of my FEAR Lab experience.

--J.C.

I'm in NYC, ready to play FEAR 2 ... and you can watch LIVE! by J.C. Hutchins

Fans of the Silver Case / FEAR 2 conspiracy, listen up: It's ALL TRUE. The Armacham Technologies Corporation is indeed hosting a mobile FEAR Lab experience in New York City today and tomorrow. The event, which debuts the new FEAR 2 video game, will be held from 11am to 7pm today (Saturday the 17th) and tomorrow (the 18th) at a GameStop store at 1282 Broadway.

How do I know this? Because I'm here, in the city, and will soon be playing the game on LIVE streaming internet video. In my last update of the Silver Case / FEAR 2 mystery, I showed you an invitation the Armacham company had sent me. I called the number, spoke to a Armacham agent named Violet, and confirmed my travel to NYC.

And now here I am, with a VIP ID Badge in-hand, ready to experience FEAR 2. Armacham generously provided travel and lodging, so I'm here on the company's dime. I've been asked to blog about my experience (which I'll do later today). Further, when I play the game at 3pm EST today, you can watch me on LIVE streaming video at this URL:

http://armacham.com/fearlab

And while the on-site Armacham agents don't know this, I'll also be doing everything I can to glean information about the alleged genetic testing the company has been doing. If I learn anything, I'll help expose the Armacham company and its harmful (and illegal) experiments.

There have been some libelous allegations floating around the internet that I'm in NYC to assassinate New York Times bestselling novelist Scott Sigler. According to the beady-eyed Napoleon wannabe, he "discovered" a plot I'd devised to kill him while he was here, participating in the FEAR Lab event.

So frightened by this prospect, he chose to NOT attend the event, and instead sent Zombie, a blogger at ZombieGirlsOnline, in his place. The only thing worse than a coward is a Pokemon-sized coward. Scott, you're a paranoid.

And so, my scheme to whack the most annoying (and most cadaverous) writer in publishing has failed. Ah well. Looks like I'll have to deal with Zombie when she arrives at the FEAR Lab event.

SO! REMEMBER! Check out http://armacham.com/fearlab TODAY AT 3PM EST to watch me play the new FEAR 2 video game. If I learn anything more about Armacham's evil scheme, I'll let you know.

--J.C.

2009: The Year Of The Fan by J.C. Hutchins

It's a new year, and in this little corner of the world, it's the most important year of my life. On June 9th, my supernatural thriller, Personal Effects: Dark Art, debuts in bookstores. In the fall, Descent, the first novel in my 7th Son trilogy, will be released. My lifelong dream of being a published novelist will come true. That's truly spiffy. I've had a long time to think about 2009 -- after all, the publishing contracts for both books were signed in 2007 -- and how I could celebrate these novel releases. A sliver of myself wanted to reboot my worldview and pretend to be a STAR, a success story, a rock-n-roller ready to kick the world in the balls. Fear me, world. Buy me. Read me. Shamelessly adore me.

What balderdash. I can't be someone I'm not ... and I certainly can't be what I've yet to achieve. And as someone who finds it gravely unwise to forget his roots, I can't ignore the real reasons why I've been given the honor and opportunity to realize this lifelong dream.

2009 can't about me. 2009 must be about you.

Don't pretend to be surprised by this. You, and the tens of thousands of others who've supported my creative work for the past three years, are the reason why this often-shy wordherder is doing a year-long Snoopy dance. Your support, voice mails, emails and evangelism made 7th Son (and last year's experimental OBSIDIAN anthology) more successful than I could've ever imagined. You were legion, you were vociferous, you became far more than an audience. You became friends.

Your screams at the end of those cliffhangering episodes (man, that feels like a lifetime ago, doesn't it?) convinced me the story I was telling was solid. Your encouragement pushed me to give another go at finding a literary agent. Your buzz helped convince St. Martin's Press to give this green author a shot. And here we are, on the cusp of 2009.

2009, The Year Of The Fan.

And so, with a new year comes resolutions. I will keep creating and delivering entertainment for you, during 2009. I'm committed to thrilling and surprising you, and giving you more updates on my work and works-in-progress. There's lots to talk about. Pre-release fiction for Personal Effects: Dark Art. Pre-release fiction for 7th Son. Something ambitious called The 33. And a hearty dollop of author updates, audio essays and more.

We all understand that I'll depend on you and your support more than ever this year, and that I have something to gain from that. This is no secret -- I'd dare not ignore mentioning it -- and I pray you'll bring your A-game to the field when I utter the battle cry for support. In the meantime, I'm going to do everything I can to dazzle you with more entertainment, more cliffhangers, and new narrative worlds and characters. I hope you'll join me for the ride.

In the end, a storyteller is nothing without an audience. A tale is vapor when told to an empty room. That's why this year, more than ever, you're the STAR ... you're the success story ... you're the rock-n-roller ready to kick the world in the balls. The world will fear you. And if you're cool with it, I'll shamelessly adore you.

As a tiny token of my appreciation, and as a way to remind you of your awesomeness, I've created a computer wallpaper to celebrate 2009, and you. Download it here, and kindly post it on your monitor with pride, just for a bit. Enter this year knowing that you're the reason why at least one man can say he achieved his dream ... and know that he'll never, ever forget who delivered him there.

I owe you so much. I'm honored to call you my friend. And I'll remain ever-humbled by your encouragement, evangelism and support.

Here's to 2009. The Year Of The Fan. Your year.

--J.C.